Country Dictionary

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

Tiddly Boy

One who is generally laggardly or lacks a specific purpose or direction. Synonymous with turtle jerker.

Gabe is such a tiddly boy, he got his arse diddled by Josh Baer at Capital Factory and liked it.

diddywop

a term that can be substituted for a number of words in order to add hilarity and to mollify whatcha gotta say

Give that bitch the diddywop. Wow she diddywopped like no other. Yo shawty was all up on me so I figuhed I'd diddywop and split nomtombout?