A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer. 2. One who cannot take craps unassisted. 3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that! 2. Person: I cant go poop! Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel. 3. Person: Are you black or white? Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.