A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Mercy Dollar is a single Dollar that you give to an Ugly Stripperat a Strip Club so that she goes away.
Dude, just give her a Mercy Dollar or she's just going to keep standing there and we'll never see the hot strippers
Two friends. Male and/or Female smoking weed together while on the phone.
Friend #1. Hey Do you want to have some phone pot and watch cartoons?
Friend #2. Oh yeah. I'm gonna blaze up right now. Are you ready?
Friend #1 Let's do this!
That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.
Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!