A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.
Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.Patient : what is it doc. Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer
A women that has many sexually attractive curves but not natural, just flabby skin.
God mate she is proper volumptuous