Country Dictionary

pip

A word used to describe MO's shitty life

My son shit his pants today, I hate my sister, and I never suck off my husband. Ain't that a pip.

keeps the change

The act of swallowing a man's cum

I shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.

blinked at

to screw up a job at work

I printed checks on the wrong paper and got blinked at by Marie.