Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bean blower

A crude expression meaning someone's asshole. This is made often in reference to homosexuals.

Sir Elton John loves nothing better than to get the "big fellow" right up his bean blower!

by Larryfun May 08, 2006

back the big brown caddie out of the garage

Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.

Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!

by Larryfun September 07, 2005

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

butt plumber

A male who engages in the practice of inserting his penis into the anal cavity of another of the same sex.

Sir Elton John is a butt plumber.

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

nut guzzler

Derogatory term for a homosexual male who enjoys swallowing semen from a same sex partner during oral sex.

Sir Elton John is a nut guzzler.

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

Pukey Ukie

Derogatory name for a Ukranian

He makes me puke. He's a Pukey Ukie

by Larryfun August 11, 2005

Balonga Pony

Term used to describe the male sexual organ.

Tonight she going for a ride on my Bolonga Pony!

by Larryfun August 11, 2005