A fork of Rural Dictionary
Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.
I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?
A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
Hey, how was the party last night?
Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.