Country Dictionary

Avatard

1) Someone who's mental capacity has been diminished by the emotional stress caused by watching the movie Avatar

2) Someone who's mental capacity is diminished while experiencing new surroundings

"I wish I could live on Pandora" "Dude, you're such an Avatard!"

When I was in Moscow I didn't understand anything they were saying. I felt like such an Avatard.

Cheesehab

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.

Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.