Country Dictionary

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

Drop Fart

A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.

Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.

cast a vote for obama

The act of taking a huge shit!

I'll be right with you, I have to go cast a vote for Obama.