A fork of Rural Dictionary
Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy
A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey
Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems
A tit wank (australian)
G'day Gladys Give us a Pugwash will ya
A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank
The most special seven year old in the world.
Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats