A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around
example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin
Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.
When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”