Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Subway sexists

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender I am a professional nudesender You know that i be dominating My cock and balls are rotating Ice on my wrist i could go skating Between thick tighs i am suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocks While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cause you know im fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my juul I dont actually smoke Butt i make your bitch choke Once i give someone i stroke My cock is hard like oak You know im dropping fire You can sing my song in the quire They fall me quacmire No they dont but at least it rhymes

by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

The drill

Dude we don’t talk about the drill here man..

sus man: yo what dose the drill mean milkman: dude we don’t talk about the drill around these parts *fucking kills him*

by Legoiswatchingyou February 08, 2022

difk

You spelt dick wrong

some dood: ur such a difk

by Legoiswatchingyou December 02, 2021

creamland

Shitty ass school milk company

Creamland is a company that makes milk. That’s all

by Legoiswatchingyou February 08, 2022