A fork of Rural Dictionary
A DNA testing service that makes white people feel special about themselves by showing how much of a euromutt they are, but make any other race disappointed by only saying they are 100% of a specific race rather than showing their true ancestry
Chulsoo wanted to see what his exact ethnic background was with 23andme based on Korea's complicated geopolitical history with its neighboring countries. He demanded a refund after it said he was only 100% Korean.
A black person.
A: He ain't black, he a light skin! B: What's up my... ninja.
Special/Second Edition. A low-cost version of an existing product that has cut down/bastardized features and performance. When it is not a dumbed-down product, it is instead an obsolete product rebranded and repackaged as a new one. Typically targeted towards your grandparents that don't know any better.
A: Hey kids, I bought you the new iPhones for Christmas!! B: Wow thanks grandpa!! 2022 is the best Christmas ever! Which one is it?? A: The new iPhone SE! The geniuses at the Fruit Store told me this is the newest one! B: Eww!! That looks like Kenny McCormick's old phone from 2015!!
An international student. Has very little rights, and cannot work off-campus. Also the ideal tenant, usually has rich parents and easy to evict if their financial situation changes.
Zhu Li is an F1er at UCLA, her parents pays for her tuition and apartment. If her parents can't pay rent anymore, I will let ICE deport her so she can't squat on my property!
1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android. 2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal! B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead. 2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
1. A person who tweets a lot. 2. Korean term for a person who uses Twitter.
1. Elon Musk is probably the biggest Twitterian on the internet right now. 2. Yo look at that paohu! She looks like those twitterians from megalia!
A credit card which most stores within the US now accept, but usually has a tiny credit limit. They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.
My Discover card I had since 2018 finally went from a limit of $250 to $1000 in 2022, so I went to the audio/video store to buy an LED TV. The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018". Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.