Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Godsmacked

The act of stretching one's hot, sweaty, droopy scrotum over another's mouth while sleeping, in an attempt to recreate the cover from the Godsmack album, Faceless.

I noticed a pungent odor and realized I couldn't breathe. I woke up with this satchel over my face and I realized, I had just been godsmacked.

by Leviathan7 August 12, 2009

Cunt Snob

n. An elitist pussy eater

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."

by Leviathan7 August 31, 2009