Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)

Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly

by Lewis March 17, 2003

scousetto

High pitched singing for some reason popular amongst bands originating in Liverpool.

Bands like the Las and Cast illustrate the point.

by lewis January 09, 2005

lewis and clark

Two wild and hot girls who always go on expeditions with their friends Poca and Saca that usually involve spooning and clark eating food that has already been in Lewis's mouth.

Man, That Lewis and Clark is way cooler than the old Lewis and Clark.

by Lewis September 23, 2004

bumberatti

To More than like someone but to early for Love.

Goodnight Laura BUMBERATTI

by Lewis April 28, 2005

Tangerine Candyfloss

A pubic area which is vastly ginger.

I aint going down their youve got tangerine candyfloss

by Lewis April 28, 2005

Kijowski

Slang term for Polock who lives in Long Beach, California.

Damn nigga, the LBC is ternin inta Kijowski Town!

by Lewis March 01, 2004