Country Dictionary

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Stubby Cooler

1. Foam sleeve designed - sometimes with personalised messages or advertisements - to keep beverages in glass bottles chilled. 2. An event or incident which leads to the loss of an erection.

1. He was such a fan of the beer he had a stubby cooler with their logo that he took to every party. 2. Her suggestion that they watch Grey's Anatomy was the ultimate stubby cooler.

by LexiCon July 23, 2017

tacky

gaudy, flamboyant, and flashy in apparel; wearing lots of gold jewelry; pimp-like appearance;

by lexicon June 17, 2003

the rock

a popular professional (fake) wrestler, who also dabbled in some acting.

Do you SMMMMMELLLL what the Rock is cooking!!!

by lexicon June 15, 2003

garjit

the act of vomiting, throwing up, puking, or just being cool.

Stop garjiting on me garjit. Man that rollercoaster was so garjit! Dude, that bird just ate my sandwhich, GARJIT!!

by lexicon January 09, 2005

mooley

Italian for a black person. Short for mulignan.

Vinny: Hey paisan, you see that big fucking mooley standing over there? Joey: Yeah. Vinny: Check it out. He's about 6'5", I'm 5'2". I ain't no big guy, aight. But I'm Italian, so watch dis. Walks over "Yeah so I'll take a box of juji-fruits, a box of bon bons...eaah trow in anudda box of juji fruits ....and the nigga over hea's gonna pay for it " Mooley: "excuse me little man?" Vinny: "You heard what I said mooley, PAY FOR MY FUCKEN CANDY!" Mooley: "Oh i see, you must've just seen ROCKY"

by lexicon December 19, 2004

wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

by Lexicon August 28, 2006

thunk

bastardization of thought. Used only by idiots with poor grammar.

Who would have thunk that...

by lexicon June 17, 2003