A fork of Rural Dictionary
A senile homeless bum, me and my friends hang out with in Auckland City, New Zealand. He is 64years old, and is "retired", he used to be a crane operator. He is the ultimate, and once a day he goes to a public toilet to "choke the pope"
Giles - "Pink Floyd are from eeeeeeegypt", "faaaaaaark off", "back in 1974, me and fraaaaaanken waaaaaade used to sit round, and smoke a joint all day"