A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
When you are teabagging sombody and your testicles randomly explode and semen is covered over your paterners face.
*teabagging* "damn it! my testicles just exploded!"
Boring voiceover: Oh dear it seems jimmy has done a Trapsackett.