A fork of Rural Dictionary
National bald person day:
This day is the ONLY day it is illegal to i like ya cut g a bald person.
If you are mean to a bald person on this day they have permission to mess up your hair.
Person 1: "I like ya cut G!"
Bald Person: "Hey, it's the 8th December, you can't do that!"
Person 1: "No!! Please don't mess up my hair!"
Bald Person: "Hahahahaa"