Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hungry for wet

Thirsty

D: I'm hungry for wet, so I must consume water from the H2O pipe.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

Jet

Leave Go

Gavin: When are you leaving? Some Yellow Boi: Actually I gotta Jet right now. Gavin: Ok, seeya.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase. Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

Hot Snake

When you do anal but the shit goes in your urethra and you pee it out.

J: I just had a Hot Snake. D: What? J: I just shat out of my urethra.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

Beat the Liberal

To masturbate

Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds. Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 02, 2019

Niccer

(Nik-kur) A contemporary term for a nicotine addict.

*in the highschool bathroom* Person one: "Yo, hit this shit my nigga!" Person two: "You're such a fucking niccer." Person one: "fuck you say to me?" *Fight starts, but the niccer faint due to too much nicotine*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 June 26, 2019

Pilot G2 07

One of the best pens to write/draw with

Pilot G2 07: *exists* D: yes yes yes i want that yes

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019