Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts. He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag. Our beautiful fucking president.

All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health dosent exist dum asses.

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 01, 2019

Vox asinum

The latin way of saying arse crack. Makes you sound like a smart ass.

"Hey don't you think Bob is a Vox asinum?" "Definitley!"

by LikeDAtAssSHit June 26, 2020

Oh der

When you just too lasy to spell oh dear. like fam who has tim for dat shit. Lik spellang is overatedd.

Oh der I dropped de weed out the window Or... oh der its the popo man dey pull me ovah!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 01, 2019

Gamer Girl bathwater

The you-tuber Belle Delphine´s bathwater sold in a tub for 30$. You are supposed to "drink it". To some pervs, spending 30 $ on a tub of her "bathwater" is a good idea. To, me, that´s some nasty ass shit. Just a matter of opinion.

Gamer boy: Hey I bought some gamer girl bathwater, it tasted so good Normal guy: Nah that stuff gives you cancer.

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 03, 2019

Butthole Rustler

I came across this term a few weeks ago. I know its stupid. I know its not worth it. But this gave me new hope in humanity. A new faith in the quality of the human race. So, give it up for butthole rustler. Save The USA. Believe in the power of buttholes. When you see that perv walking down the street, remember me. remember hope. Call him a butthole rustler. Spread the love. Because if you're reading this, you are our future, our only hope, godspeed. God Save America God save buttholes.

Dirty Minded Phil sticks his finger up his arse. Random dude: BUTTHOLE RUSTLER!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 01, 2019

going incognito

When you don't want your mum looking at your search history because its full of anime porn.

Dude: Ahh my mum caught me at it again! Dude 2: You know, going incognito will solve all of your problems. Its a life skill.

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 08, 2019

pump shotty

A huge pump shotgun that I will fire up your ass if you steal my weed. Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass". ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.

Gangsta 1: Oy m8 back off my lawn before I bring out my pump shotty! Random dude: Shit Relax dude!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 03, 2019