Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Blinko

To wear sunglasses so well that you startle other people of the 21st century.

Wow, He’s such a blinko with those sunglasses on.

by Lily Pseudonym December 06, 2019

Tromboner

When you get a boner due to brass instruments, particularly the trombone.

Did you seen Jimmy earlier? He had a right tromboner.

by Lily Pseudonym December 06, 2019

Timpany Vlinkazoo

A man so consumed by the love of kazoos he transcends to meme master status.

Wow that guy loves kazoos, he’s a real Timpany Vlinkazoo.

by Lily Pseudonym December 06, 2019