A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :
Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine
Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die
Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register
Other inhabitants of this strange land are :
The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome
Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children
Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill
Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm
Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid
The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful
Me : Have you seen in the night garden
PTSD survivor : what have you done