A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.
That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.
A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar. "You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..." "Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.
The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.
A fanny pack that is used for concealing a handgun.
Your not going to pack with that assholster - it screams "Gun!" from a mile off!
Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
A large prosthetic penis with four wheels, two doors and two seats.
He parked his Corvette by the club and by the time he came out he had a dozen phone numbers wedged under his wipers.
1. (noun) Act of unabashed hypocrisy, particularly by a person who holds authority. 2. A hypocrite in general. 3. (verb) Commit an act of severe hypocrisy. Derived from the name of a famous politician who wants to ban all privately owned guns while they have a concealed weapon permit in a place where getting one is almost impossible.
What a Feinstein! He gave me a ticket and then drove off through a red light! She's Feinsteined us again, that wicked lady!