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wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

by brendan May 28, 2004

wheels

Something that a slow person does not have. One of the least known people without wheels is teddy.

Teddy has no wheels!

by Jill Ronald Wennings May 12, 2010

wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"

After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

by spokeydokey July 14, 2006

wheels

Someone who is extremely fast.

That boy Mike Vick got wheels fa sho main.

by Yaboyace July 25, 2005

wheels

desciption of a female with a nice body and/or ass

Playa 1: "Damn she fine!!"

Playa 2: "Is she phat??"

Playa 1: "Hol up lemme check the wheels..*looks* She is OFFICIAL!"

by YoungHistory August 04, 2008

wheels

One of the many slang terms used for Xtc

I need a 10pack of wheels to goto the club tonite.

Im getting a 10pack of wheels so we can all roll tonite.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

wheels

Ugo Smith

ugo has wheels !

"ugo a des roues!!!"

wheels of a monster truck.. :)

by veroaskdnoakn November 11, 2010