Country Dictionary

Rene Disease

Rene disease is a disease where you have spots all over your skin which was documented to have an outbreak in Moreno Valley, California back in 1993.

Man I almost spilled that hot grease all over my arms I don’t want people thinking I got the Rene disease.

The Crypt

A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.

Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.