Country Dictionary

to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. Acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg

My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.

1.Reference to testicles, or bravado. 2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards! 2.I lost the game. Nards!

Anything soft furry or spongy, suitable for sleeping or resting on.

1)So tired....rock..hard, must find kooshlin for head. 2)Your dog, he has the kooslin, may i sleep on him?

Attirbute:A soft or fluffy quality, suitable for sleeping on.

Your dog has the kooshlin, may I sleep on him?

Discriptive device refering to the degree of exhaustion, the greater the number of ee's relates to amount of tiredness

1)referance the act of sexual intercourse 2)to bump into or hit 3)old video game, featuring bald prehistoric boy, that killed enemies by head butting

1)I'm horny wanna bonk? 2)Can you go bonk the tv the reception is poor 3)Turbografix sucked except for Bonk

Derogitory opposing form of "smart", as if to say stupid. Used on chat or IM where expression of the concept would take many characters.

"Oh really eh, well I guess i'll do that then, you're so smrt"