A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Extremely drunk, to the point that the flesh leaks alcohol when compressed. 2. Capable of drinking a great amount of alcohol without losing faculties.
1. I got spongy down at the Rose and Crown last night and I had to be carried home. 2. John just drank five pints of stout and he hasn't slurred a single word. He's a spongy bastard.
Spongy - Something that soaks up so many different thoughts in your head and is utterly profound to the point where you cannot describe it, but it leaves a soft satisfactory feeling in your heart, leaving only one word in your head. Spongy. The term was born in the hallways of an up and coming Toronto School.
"Dude what is that kidding wearing today, it's so weird, but I like it, I can't even describe the feeling" "I know what you mean man, that shit's spongy"
A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the Spongebob Squarepants franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.
Hey I hear that kid is a spongie