Country Dictionary

puppyspace

A type of regression similar to DDLG, involving dressing like a puppy, occasional barking and yipping, lots of cuddles, and treats when being good.

When I'm really stressed out, I go to puppyspace and wear a cute little collar and clip on ears.

Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it

Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

Collaring

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.

Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking. Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens