A fork of Rural Dictionary
Itamar is a filthy Jewish boy If you see an Itamar, RUN. He has a fat penis, a lot of money, and controls the economy and Hollywood. If you add a Daniel into the mix you will get a Super Itamar. If you achieve 2 Itamars you will get the ultimate Itapita, although it will only have one penis. Itamar is of greater power and is not human. Be afraid of Itamar!!!!!
Boy 1: Bro I wanna unleash my inner Itamar Boy 2: I'm gonna touch you.
A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day. He has a theme song that goes: My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.
I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.