Country Dictionary

1) A place out in the middle of nowhere in Washington, right next to Idaho. (Washington seems to have a lot of cities out in the middle of fucking nowhere). 2) Somewhere people can go to get really really drunk on weekends. 3) Place you will find people like Aaron and Orion starting this fall.

1) "I'm headed off to Pullman." "Wtf are you going there for? It's in the middle of nowhere!" "WSU Pullman..." "Oh that's right, there's a college there." "Yeah...Careful, if you blink, you might miss it." 2) "I'm going to Pullman to get drunk." "Oh, alright, I'm going with you then." 3) "Where are Aaron and Orion?" "In Pullman, of course." (love you guys, LOL)

1) A card game. 2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.

1) Chris: "Let's play Mao." Me and Christina: "Ok." 2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden." Me: "Fuck you, Kev."

1) Someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere. 2) An addiction to photoediting. 3) Act of hating the sun.

1) "I lived in Bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. Now I'm about to head off to Pullman." 2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez." "I can't help it; I have an Orion." 3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?" "I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."

1) A free treatment for depression. 2) A free teeth-whitening treatment. 3) Something amazing people do. 4) Lying in the ♥SUN♥

1) Tanning puts people in a better mood...for free! 2) Tanning will make your teeth look whiter. It will make your skin look darker, which will cause your teeth to look whiter in comparison. 3) "Oh look at that girl--she's tanning!" "I know, isn't she amazing?" 4) Orion: "Hey what're you up to?" Me: "Lying in the sun, tanning. I'm gonna die of skin cancer." Orion: "Yes you are...I fucking hate the sun."

1) Someone who is addicted to texting. 2) Although an addict, is still an amazing person.

1) "Put that phone away!" "I can't...I'm addicted to texting...I have a problem...I'm a textaholic. Please get me help!" 2) "Wow, she's such a textaholic..." "Yeah, but she's so amazing..." "True that."

1) Someone from Washington. 2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky. 3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way. 4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing. 5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.

1) "I'm a Washingtonian." 2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died." "Why wasn't he using an umbrella?" "I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian." 3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn 4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy* Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!" 5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment." "What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?" "I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.

1) A community college in Vancouver, Washington. 2) College with many unique students.

1) "I go to Clark College." "Oh cool...Where's that?" "Vancouver." "Canada?" "No...Washington." 2) "Stop being a troll on Yahoo Chess." "Sorry...Btw, I'm a nigga who lives in Camas, WA and goes to Clark College." "I see...I'm a 72-year-old black woman...It's good you're getting educated!"