A fork of Rural Dictionary
a food that vampires find unappealing, although it is healthy for the human soul.
Vampire: What is that stench? Human: garlic, want some? Vampire: NO!!!! Garlic will be the death of me
1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes) 2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor. 3. Your incredibly annoying brother.
Brother: (smelling his armpits) You: Ew your such a baboon!!!