A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most loyal family man who will stink a bathroom whenever he enters one. His farts can kill a small child. Fun to be with and always surprises and delights. He leaves every cupboard door open and refuses to close drawers. A sports enthusiast with an insatiable appetite. You must treat him like a Labrador puppy and make sure you run all his energy out or he will destroy the house. He probably has nasty toes, but a warm and hug heart.
Joe: you can tell guion has been here. Every drawer is open… Guion: what can I say, I am on this earth to annoy.