A fork of Rural Dictionary
From the popular "Leif Erikson Day" Spongebob episode but meaning a cheap bottle of vodka; getting smashed and becoming very touchy with others; or hogging the limited and cheap alochol your group has
"I could only get some Leif Erikson for tonight's kickback" "Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode." "We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."
A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you Did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes and ask you to felate him and stick a finger or two in his ass He seems like a total asshole Grandpa is a total fucking asshole Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass he rubs his dick in broken glass when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!