A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person, typically a girl, who is attractive in every way, except the unfortunate fact that their feet are ugly.
Guy 1: Dude, Kelly Rowland is such a hottie Guy 2: I know. Too bad she's a butterfeet tho
A euphemistic synonym for "masturbate". It could also be used to imply "fucking oneself", which is the same thing really. Often used as an underhand insult against people with low cognitive ability who may just take it as the best compliment ever.
If you like the way you look that much, baby you should go love yourself. Maria has left me so heartbroken that I have to love myself everyday for solace.