A fork of Rural Dictionary
The female version of knobcheese. A build up of bacteria around the vagina due to not washing.
I couldn't go down on her, she had a bad case of cuntmould.
An elko is a little shit. Normally associated with the after curry belly burn, when despite the complete agony of stomach cramps, all you can muster is a runny little turd. This called an elko.
Christ! My guts are killing me, but all I can get out is an elko.
An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.
I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.