A fork of Rural Dictionary
TDW stands for Total Dick Wank
Well, should you spot someone acting like a Total Dick Wank, but you REALLY can't be arsed with saying the whole thing, you could slyly say TDW...
i'm not entirely sure, but i guess it most likely means a gay man's penis, or possibly a dildo. presumably it could mean any sort of stick which goes into someone of a gay sexuality? I don't really know.
Well, seeing as i don't know the definition, i don't really think i'm going to come up with an example. I may get back to you at some point.
A booth where one can climb pumpykin to the mondement of all cheekythree
Oli is trapped in the pumpykin booth and foced to climb for evermore!
Means the same as diddly squat but sounds funnier. Also appears on "Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow"
Craig: How much you got there?
Lar: Diddly Squit
The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.
One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.
when a woman bleeds from her happy hole
takes up a stupid length of a womans life.
glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"