A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any object deemed to be worthy of sprawling (essentialy, collapsed upon something) due to lazyness, tiredness or for comic effect.
Matt found his piano Very sprawlable while Fiona was playing
Someone who is regarded as to not be commonly known as a wanker, but has performed an act or made a statement that would be likely to have occured from someone who is regarded as a wanker
"did you hear about simon setting fire to vernon's school bag?", "i know, what a wankerish thing to do" "Jim used to be cool, but lately he's been wankerish"