Country Dictionary

Patriot Act

n: A act passed by the United states congress to give the federal government a carte blanche to walk all over the constitution like it's a doormat.

Thanks to the Patriot act, the bill of rights hold about as much depth as Tori Spelling's acting skill.

dj

A record player player

~(to a DJ)"What do you do?" ~"I'm a musician--I's a DJ" ~"You're not a musician, you're a music thief--you're a record player player!!!" (special thanks to Henry Rollins)

Beshemoth

1 A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth". 2 A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!