Country Dictionary

Saus

The abreviated term for sausage - referring to a penis - can be used as an insult or just to make it clear that you have a penis

1. Oi Cookie, eat my saus you gooner. Said Lorry

2. Cookie you such a dirty saus

Chuck Norris

Superman and Catwoman once had a son, this boy was tought martial arts by Jackie Chan and learnt how to use the force by Yoda. He had joint lessons from Hitler and Stalin on becoming powerful, and he once took on the whole of sparta.... and won!...

This boy was bullied at school by Chuck Norris

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