A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.
It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost
When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair
Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!
When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise
ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.