A fork of Rural Dictionary
Originally it was the final shot in an archery match. Now used to mean: the conclusion; the result.
The upshot of what happened is that we won't do that again.
the photographer places the camera on the ground, facing upwards, the woman stands with her legs slightly apart, with her gash facing the lens.
Dave : Hey Jason did you see those upshots of Jenny's cunt? Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
A great rock and hip-hop band from NYC founded by an incredibly talented singer, rapper and lyricist named Danny Steinman
Upshot rocked the house at the Vanderbilt last week.
aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me. Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting. Guy #1: what? Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
Codename for a series of two mid-altitude nuclear tests conducted by the US military outside of Las Vegas in the 60's.
The Upshot Nuthole explosions could be heard in Las Vegas.
The act of spraying the underside of a toilet seat with explosive ass spray.
Gary spent the afternoon cleaning upshots off the bathroom stalls.