A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax 2) let it cool dry 3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it 4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle... Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?! Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.