A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fat, puffy, feet that resemble a paddle. Great for swimming, not so attractive to look at.
Look at that girls feet. I can't even see any toe definition.
Man, she is rocking some straight faddles.
Someone who hates wasted, drunk, inebriated people
Way to sing that horrible rendition of 'Walk like an Egyptian'.
Man, you are a wastist.
A term used to describe the day of a brutal, painful hangover when you've finally recovered the following day.
The origin coming from the saying "I was a mess yesterday" when describing the day after a night of late partying, boozing, etc.
Luke: How was your weekend?
Joan: I went out all night on Saturday for my going away party and messterday I was just useless.