A fork of Rural Dictionary
Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad