A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo
in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate
"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"
"dude your such a turd wrangler"
"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"
"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"
One who Ejaculates in his partners ass,then dunks whatever object he has into the ass ie: a doughnut and procedes to eat such object.
This can be performed with most objects that are chewable
ie: Crayons, Alaskan Pipeline, Bag A Dicks
"Levi is a huge cum Dunker"
"Levi Likes to cum dunk his alaskan pipeline every now and then"