Country Dictionary

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!? Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray) 2) getting crazy, wild, stupid 3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Guy 1: You still coming to the party? Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.

"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"

The condition of the clothes and the inside of a clothes drier after a child's crayon goes undiscovered through the dry cycle.

After opening the drier to fold the clothes, mom was horrified when she found the clothes and the drier had been crayonized.