Country Dictionary

the art of going home when you don't have to!

Royce when he is at brents house

To leave earlier than necessary. To go home earlier than required.

Royce had a bad case of rosism yesterday, he left 1 hour early from his friends house.

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

A way to illustrate one's complete lask of compassion for another's misfortune

victim: "Man, I spilled beer all over my pants." Predator: "Wah!"

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense! prunes (syrup of)=wig apples and pears=stairs rubbity-dub=pub busy bee=general theory of relativity

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says: time to invertimagate ========== says: investigate ########## says: XD invertimagate?! Typo'd

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows are not sponsered by Homnestar Runner, Theyre ADVERTISED by him... Marshie is FPM's mascot who is a talking (freaky looking) marshmallow

- HE'S GOING THIS WAY!! - Don't you like him? Kids ask for him by name ("Wha'?" "Huh?") "Befow I dwink a tall gwass of mewwonade, I like to eat abowt a hundwed and fowty-seven FLUFFITY PUFFITY MARSHALADES!!" - The Homestar Runner