Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cumbucket

A race between two people cumming in a bucket and whoever fills it up first wins and u throw ur bucket and their bucket on them

My friend is now all sticky because he lost at a game of cumbucket

by Lussypover May 16, 2017

Daggerfist

The act of inserting ones hand into a mans penis

My brother just got hit by a daggerfist

by Lussypover May 16, 2017

Chilliwilli

A chilliwilli is when a person cuts open a pepper and while a male is sleeping rub the pepper on his hangs and when he wakes up it will burn

My friends dick is all fucked up because I gave him a chilliwilli

by Lussypover May 17, 2017

Doggydoo

The ability to stick ur dick into dog shit then shoving it into a persons ass doing doggy style

When my dog took a shit on my floor I called my girlfriend over and told her we where going to do anal but she didn't know I was going to doggydoo inside of her.

by Lussypover May 16, 2017

Uteraces

When you get your braces caught in her pussy lips

I can't believe I just uteraces her and now some hair is stuck

by Lussypover May 16, 2017

Chilliwillie

A chilliwillie is when you get a hot pepper cut it in half and when a guy is sleeping you rub the chilli on his hands so when he wakes up and he touches his penis it burns like hell

This guys dick has a rash because his friend gave him a chilliwillie

by Lussypover May 17, 2017

Lugnut

To have a solid object lugged really hard at a mans nut

I'm pretty sure it hurts when you lugnut us

by Lussypover May 16, 2017