Country Dictionary

ma hole

phrase used to express utter disbelief

"You won a million on the lottery last night",,,,,," MA HOLE..!"

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

scunner

Downer / depresing. e.g missed the last bus home and had to get a taxi, cost me £20 ..reply.." what a scunner"

piece

sandwich

what`s for eating...make yourself a piece on ham

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

plumbs

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs